RULE BRITANNIA TELECOM 🇬🇧

Gigabit Speeds. Zero Nonsense. Proper Tea-Drinking Internet.

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Why Settle for "Superfast" When You Can Have Sovereign-Fast?

Our FTTP (Fiber-to-the-Premises) is faster than a black cab in a bus lane. We use 100% British photons to deliver your data.

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The "King Charles" Tier

1,000 Mbps Download

Perfect for streaming the Coronation in 8K or yelling at people on social media.

The "Sunday Roast" WiFi

Includes our custom Union Jack Router. Guaranteed to penetrate even the thickest Victorian brick walls.

English Support

Talk to a human being named Gary who lives in Slough. No robots, just blokes.

"I’ve been across the pond and back, and let me tell you, there's nothing more sovereign than high-speed internet that doesn't answer to anyone but the British public. Rule Britannia Telecom is taking back control of our bandwidth. It's bold, it's British, and it's bloody fast!"

— Nigel F., Clacton-on-Sea

Words from the Lads

The Customer The Verdict Star Rating
Dave "Plugged it in, watched the footy in 4K without a single stutter. Absolute result. Wife's happy, I'm happy. Simple as." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Brian "Better than the rubbish they've got in the EU. Proper British wires under the street. No faffing about." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Bob "Fast enough to download the racing results before the missus can ask me to do the hoovering. Magic." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐